AROUND THE U.S. - Los Angeles, Gun Kooks

"Targeting Obama gun nuts, all 13 of them" Opinion, Los Angeles Times 11/1/2011

A Texas firearms instructor is an Internet celebrity because of a radio ad in which he declares: "If you are a socialist liberal and/or voted for the current campaigner in chief, please do not take this class. You've already proven that you cannot make a knowledgeable and prudent decision as required under the law. Also, if you are a non-Christian Arab or Muslim, I will not teach you this class. Once again, with no shame, I am Crockett Keller."

The ad is simultaneously outrageous and amusing. The biggest joke on Keller is that the number of Obamaites who would want to take shooting lessons from him or anybody else is probably pretty small, making this a "you can't fire me; I quit" situation.