Monday, April 24, 2006

POLITICS - Scared & Stupid

"That Guy. Yeah Him, the 9/11 Guy..." by Chris In Idaho, Bring It On!


The fall of Republicanism as a party of ideas, fiscal conservatism and limited government with the likes of Tom Delay and Rick Santorum at the helm is truly a scary moment in American politics. Gone is the delicate balance of two parties who both have the same intentions for this great country, just different means of attaining those goals. Now the Democratic Party and America herself is challenged by a party who looks to the Taliban for inspiration. The Religious Right and the Islamic Fundamentalist; allies in the war against Liberalism.

Scared, stupid and smiling George W. Bush wakes every morning not wondering about whether or not we’ve captured Osama Bin Laden, he’s not wondering if we lost any more American Soldiers while he was slumbering. He’s thinking about where he can bike that day. That Goddamn mountain bike of his. Mark my words; George W. Bush’s mountain bike will be the downfall of western civilization.

Osama is still out there either sitting on the beach somewhere or hiding in a cave in somewhere in the Middle East, Iraq is in shambles, the deficient is growing faster than I can type, but damnit, Georges heart rate resembles that of a 20 something track star. Thank God for that, I was almost worried.


Yes sir, General George is really gaining ground on bad ol' Osama. Any time now. "Check is in the mail." Just wait. Wait 2 more years at least.

What's the matter with you!?? The Republicans believe in General George and that's all the assurance America should need. Just ask them. You'll find them in their collective bed with the sheets pulled over their heads.

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