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Joke of the Week

A woman in her eighties made the evening news because she was getting married for the fourth time. The newsman asked her to share something of her experiences, and how it felt to be married again – this time to a funeral director.

She proudly explained that she had first married a banker when she was in her twenties, a circus ring master in her forties, a pastor in her sixties and now in her eighties, a funeral director.

Asked why she had married men with such diverse careers, she explained, “I married one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go.”